idk dude
lou//what am i doing with my life
stress
kiwi:
shout out to my incoherent bitches!! shout out to all the babes out there who dont make no fuckin sense!!!
whats wrong with you? you got some sort of……..some sorta syndrome? you got a syndrome or something? youre tryna tell me youve got like, a syndrome
[goes to doctor]: whats wrong with me doc. tell me the ‘prognosis’
doctor: well, its looking as if you have some kind of syndrome
[thinking] hmm.. thats not goodi diagnose you with symptoms syndrome
sorry to say but it seems you’ve got problems disorder
i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis
my possible career choices:
cloud
flower
i wanna be loved……. like overwhelmingly loved….
percy jackson audiobooks but they’re narrated by john mulaney